<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>diary of a klutz</title>
	<atom:link href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com</link>
	<description>dedicated to those oh-so-embarrassing moments</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 19:38:19 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
<cloud domain='diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com' port='80' path='/?rsscloud=notify' registerProcedure='' protocol='http-post' />
<image>
		<url>http://0.gravatar.com/blavatar/6df05f28aa592e79518cb7a893765d56?s=96&#038;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png</url>
		<title>diary of a klutz</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com</link>
	</image>
	<atom:link rel="search" type="application/opensearchdescription+xml" href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/osd.xml" title="diary of a klutz" />
	<atom:link rel='hub' href='http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?pushpress=hub'/>
		<item>
		<title>shortcuts for a debbie downer</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/11/06/shortcuts-for-a-debbie-downer/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/11/06/shortcuts-for-a-debbie-downer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 19:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luck]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=223</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Substitute the unbearable pain of whatever is making you unhappy with two boxes of extra cheesy, crazy-filled toppings pizza. Stuff yourself. (I fully advocate gluttony when you&#8217;re just not in the mood to deal with everything &#8211; when you&#8217;re feeling &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/11/06/shortcuts-for-a-debbie-downer/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=223&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/11/06/shortcuts-for-a-debbie-downer/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>bakeries, stop teasing me!</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/bakeries-stop-teasing-me/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/bakeries-stop-teasing-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Trips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cupcakes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trips]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=154</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people are all about finding museums and historical places when they travel. (Don&#8217;t get me wrong. I do love a great cultural travel experience.) Some people, like my dad, are all about finding Chinatowns, so that they can relish &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/bakeries-stop-teasing-me/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=154&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/bakeries-stop-teasing-me/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://thedailybasics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cake509-Tiffany.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Tiffany Cupcakes</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>sliding doors, why don&#8217;t you slide?</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/sliding-doors-why-dont-you-slide/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/sliding-doors-why-dont-you-slide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Trips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trips]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=219</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The sliding doors at major establishments in Taipei have provided much amusement to the residents of Taiwan and other cultured travelers, not including myself. See, a while back, I laughed at this video that my friend made me watch on &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/sliding-doors-why-dont-you-slide/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=219&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/10/sliding-doors-why-dont-you-slide/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>the case of the lizard</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/05/the-case-of-the-lizard/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/05/the-case-of-the-lizard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 04:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lessons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny story]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=175</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Note: I found this old journal entry from a while back. I'm posting this and dedicating it to my friend Sarah, who has lizard-phobia. Sarah, I hope this blog post helps you learn new tactics and strategies on how to &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/05/the-case-of-the-lizard/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=175&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/08/05/the-case-of-the-lizard/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://www.banglapedia.org/httpdocs/Images/LizardHouseReptile.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Reptiles</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>the effects of being multi-cultural during valentine’s day</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/the-effects-of-being-multi-cultural-during-valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/the-effects-of-being-multi-cultural-during-valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lessons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trips]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=162</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As if the crazy amount of flowers, cheesy Hallmark cards, chocolates, and fully-booked, classy restaurants are not good enough signs that Valentine&#8217;s Day is just around the corner (oh, I forgot to add the constant PDA to the list); or &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/the-effects-of-being-multi-cultural-during-valentines-day/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=162&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/the-effects-of-being-multi-cultural-during-valentines-day/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://www.redjellyfish.com/organic/melon1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Melon Carving</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://keturahweathers.theworldrace.org/blogphotos/theworldrace/keturahweathers/love1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Love - Keturah Weathers</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>let me just crawl back into bed</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/let-me-just-crawl-back-into-bed/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/let-me-just-crawl-back-into-bed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 19:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luck]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=152</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Monday: the last first day of my last week of classes. Sounds complicated, right? I woke up 20 minutes before my class started. After a quick shower, I realized that my phone had decided to commit suicide. Yes: my phone &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/let-me-just-crawl-back-into-bed/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=152&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/let-me-just-crawl-back-into-bed/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>parapapapa!</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/03/28/parapapapa/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/03/28/parapapapa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 13:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Trips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daredevil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friendship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trips]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=146</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Goodbye Punta Cana; hello Ithaca. I&#8217;m sitting at home, where the coldness is overwhelming. The blazing heat and sun that helped me form some really noticeable tan lines (my mom calls me &#8220;morenita&#8221; now) is now gone. The sand in &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/03/28/parapapapa/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=146&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/03/28/parapapapa/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>pressing the panic button</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/pressing-the-panic-button/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/pressing-the-panic-button/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lessons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gym]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[men]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=138</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I cannot run. I have tried. Trust me. After three minutes on the treadmill, I immediately reach for the blazing red panic button on the treadmill screen. But, if I happen to be next to a cute guy at the &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/pressing-the-panic-button/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=138&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/pressing-the-panic-button/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://www.topfatlosstrainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/26/best-pick-up-lines-to-use-at-the-gym/Cheesy-Pick-Up-Lines.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Cheesy Pick-up Lines</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>saving little baby trees</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/saving-little-baby-trees/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/saving-little-baby-trees/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny story]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=134</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So I started working at this cafe on campus since the start of the semester. Every once in a while, I will get the most ridiculous comments (and sometimes innocent, flirtatious remarks) while working at the cash register. Like today, &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/saving-little-baby-trees/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=134&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/saving-little-baby-trees/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>dream on</title>
		<link>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/dream-on/</link>
		<comments>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/dream-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>clumzigwend</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Trips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[career]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/?p=129</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The other night I was driving from L.A. to Vegas and couldn&#8217;t help but notice the moon and the stars. I quickly concluded that one of the things you definitely miss when living in the city is the beauty of &#8230; <a href="http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/dream-on/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7907009&amp;post=129&amp;subd=diaryofaklutz&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://diaryofaklutz.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/dream-on/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/ace093415bd57e239c284ff2dcd6d96a?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">clumzigwend</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
